Last Updated: September 1, 2025
At The Witty Investor, honesty and sarcasm are the only things we compound more than dividends. To keep the lights on (and the coffee pot full), this site participates in various affiliate marketing programs. Here’s what that means:
What Are Affiliate Links?
Sometimes when you click a link on this site and buy a product or service, we may earn a small commission.
- It doesn’t cost you anything extra.
- In fact, sometimes it saves you money (you’re welcome).
- That commission helps us keep creating free, witty content instead of taking up juggling in the subway for spare change.
Our Promise
We only recommend products, services, and tools that:
- We’ve personally used, tested, or at least thoroughly researched.
- We believe are relevant and useful for investors, finance nerds, and sarcasm enthusiasts.
- Won’t make us lose sleep at night if you actually buy them.
We refuse to promote:
- Get-rich-quick scams.
- Dodgy “crypto doubling” schemes from your cousin’s Telegram group.
- Anything that makes us roll our eyes harder than a bad stock pitch.
Amazon Disclosure
As an Amazon Associate, we earn from qualifying purchases. Translation: if you buy something after clicking an Amazon link here, Bezos kicks us a few cents.
Why Bother Disclosing?
Because the FTC says so, and also because transparency matters. You deserve to know when a recommendation might also buy us a cup of coffee (or cover our hosting bill).
In Short
Clicking affiliate links helps support The Witty Investor without costing you extra. We promise to keep things transparent, useful, and (mostly) witty.
Thanks for supporting us—now go enjoy your dividends, and maybe treat yourself to something from one of those links.