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Raw Land Due Diligence: 7 Non-Negotiable Checks Before You Sign the Deed
Raw Land Due Diligence: 7 Non-Negotiable Checks Before You Sign the Deed (The Reality Check Edition) Imagine standing on a pristine plot of 40 acres, the sun setting over a…
The Witty Investor’s 5 Rules for Avoiding Stupidity (Charlie Munger Style)
The Cult of Avoiding Stupidity If you pay attention to financial media, you’d be forgiven for believing that investing success requires precognition, complex algorithms, or the constant, frantic pursuit of…
Turkey-Brained Money Moves: The 7 Financial Mistakes Everyone Makes During the Holidays
(A brutally honest guide for anyone who thinks “But it was 40% off!” counts as financial literacy.) Every year, millions of people sit down for Thanksgiving dinner and promptly make…
The Investor Who Bought the Top (And Why You Will Too)
Let’s talk about the rare, mystical, highly-endangered creature known as the investor who bought the top. Yes, the same guy who swore he’d “wait for a dip,” then panic-clicked “BUY”…
Why Most People Suck at Money: The 7 Psychological Sins of Investing
(A brutally honest guide for anyone who’s ever panic-sold, FOMO-bought, or checked their portfolio 17 times during lunch.) Your brain is an incredible piece of survival hardware. Unfortunately, it was…
The Bunker Portfolio: How to Invest When the World Feels Fragile
A tactical, sarcastic guide for people who want their money to survive longer than the power grid. When the world feels like a Jenga tower played by caffeinated toddlers —…
