THINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR ADVISOR UNCOMFORTABLE:
TIMBERLAND WITHOUT $30 MILLION
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YOUR 401K IS NOT A BUG-OUT BAG
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WHY PIES ARE FOR GROWNUPS NOW
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WITTY INVESTOR
NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. PROBABLY. ASK A LAWYER. I’M NOT ONE.
YOUR PORTFOLIO HAS A CRACKED WINDSHIELD
AND SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE’S
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RACE TO 100
it’s not a race and also not optional
SECRET MILLIONAIRE
drives a truck, not a Maserati
$30K MILLIONAIRE
started with less than your truck payment
CRACKED WINDSHIELD
held together by spite and a budget
THINGS I’VE RUINED DINNER PARTIES WITH
(my wife has asked me to stop. I have not stopped.)
Timberland without $30 million
SPICY
Why your 401k isn’t a bug-out bag
FIGHT ME
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BORING (TRUE)
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