Financial Disclaimer: The “Read This So We Don’t Get Sued” Page
You came here for witty insights on buying dirt and surviving inflation, not legal boilerplate. But since freezing to death is bad for your credit score, getting sued is bad for your portfolio. So, let’s be clear.
The content on The Witty Investor is for educational and entertainment purposes only. While we believe our strategies on land, forestry, and defensive stocks are rational, sound, and mildly paranoid, they are opinions, not personalized instructions.
The Core Disclaimer (Please Read This)
The Witty Investor is not a registered investment advisor, broker-dealer, or financial analyst. Nothing on this website or in our related content should be construed as personalized financial advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets, stocks, or real estate.
1. Not Financial Advice
The content herein—including all data, charts, opinions, and strategies—is presented solely for informational purposes. You should not make any investment decision based on the information provided here without consulting a licensed, qualified financial professional who is aware of your specific situation.
2. Investing Involves Risk
All forms of investing, including stock purchases, real estate, and raw land/forestry, carry inherent risks. You could lose all or substantially more than your initial investment. The Witty Investor takes no responsibility for any losses incurred by utilizing the information on this site.
3. Due Diligence is Mandatory
You, the reader, are solely responsible for conducting your own research, obtaining professional advice, and verifying all information before making any investment decisions. Diligence is the antidote to stupidity.
4. Liability
By using this site, you agree to indemnify and hold harmless The Witty Investor and its affiliates from any claims, losses, or damages resulting from the use of, or reliance on, any content or ideas presented herein.
The Witty Investor Summary
Think of this site as your smart, slightly cynical friend who likes trees and hates inflation. We share our thoughts and strategies on how to be financially prepared and mildly paranoid.
We are confident in our analysis, but we are not licensed to tell you where to put your retirement money. Now that the liability section is complete, you are free to return to the fun part: learning how to buy dirt.