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Blog | Dividend Income
5 Dividend Stocks That Pay You While You Sleep (Unlike Your Ex Who Just Drained You)
ByAdamK July 23, 2025January 23, 2026
Remember when your ex said they’d “always be there for you”? Yeah, so do I—right before they drained…
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Blog | Market Commentary
Alphabet vs. Tesla Earnings: Who’s the Real Market Rockstar?
ByAdamK July 23, 2025January 23, 2026
It’s that magical time of the quarter when CEOs sweat, analysts pretend to know the future, and investors…
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Blog | Investing Strategy
I Lost $2,742 in 3 Months: My Dumbest Investing Mistake and What It Taught Me
ByAdamK July 16, 2025January 23, 2026
Welcome back to The Witty Investor, where the financial advice is honest, occasionally useful, and always dipped in…
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Blog | Investing Strategy
Why Most Financial Advice Sucks (And What I Actually Recommend)
ByAdamK July 16, 2025January 23, 2026
Why Most Financial Advice Sucks (And What Actually Works in 2025) Welcome to The Witty Investor—where the markets…
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