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  • Prepper Stocks 2025: Profit from the Survival Industry Before It Goes Full Mad Max
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    Prepper Stocks 2025: Profit from the Survival Industry Before It Goes Full Mad Max

    ByAdamK August 30, 2025September 2, 2025

    Remember when preppers were the punchline of every late-night talk show, hoarding beans and bunkers? Fast forward to 2025,…

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  • 6 Dividend ETFs That Pay You to Stay Put in 2025
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    6 Dividend ETFs That Pay You to Stay Put in 2025

    ByAdamK August 26, 2025August 26, 2025

    Stop Ghosting Your Portfolio, Start Dating Dividend ETFs Tired of chasing meme stocks that tank faster than your New…

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  • 7 Stocks to Pretend You Found Before Everyone Else (August 2025 Edition)
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    7 Stocks to Pretend You Found Before Everyone Else (August 2025 Edition)

    ByAdamK July 31, 2025July 31, 2025

    Why You’re Totally Early to These 7 Stocks (Sure You Are) Ah yes, August—the magical month when Wall Street…

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  • A sarcastic illustration of a heartbroken 401(k) statement (cartoon with a sad face on a retirement account paper). Text overlay_ ““Why Your 401(k) Hates You (And How to Fix It)”
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    Why Your 401(k) Hates You (And How to Make It Love You Back)

    ByAdamK July 24, 2025August 29, 2025

    If your 401(k) could talk, it would probably be sending you passive-aggressive texts right now. And honestly, who can…

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  • 5 Dividend Stocks That Pay You While You Sleep (Unlike Your Ex Who Just Drained You)
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    5 Dividend Stocks That Pay You While You Sleep (Unlike Your Ex Who Just Drained You)

    ByAdamK July 23, 2025August 29, 2025

    Remember when your ex said they’d “always be there for you”? Yeah, so do I—right before they drained your…

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  • "A bold, witty financial showdown graphic featuring Alphabet (Google) vs. Tesla. Split-screen style with Alphabet’s logo on one side and Tesla’s logo on the other, both looking like rival rockstars on stage under dramatic lighting. Include the headline 'Alphabet vs. Tesla Earnings: Who’s the Real Market Rockstar?' in a bold, modern font. Use a clean, high-contrast color palette—think black, electric red, and metallic silver—with playful dollar signs or stock charts subtly in the background. The style should feel sharp, modern, and slightly sarcastic, like a mock concert poster."
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    Alphabet vs. Tesla Earnings: Who’s the Real Market Rockstar?

    ByAdamK July 23, 2025August 29, 2025

    It’s that magical time of the quarter when CEOs sweat, analysts pretend to know the future, and investors hover…

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